why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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