Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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