I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
