Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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