so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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