I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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