It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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