Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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