I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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