i would punch a child for taco bell
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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