we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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