Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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