she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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