she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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