Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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