You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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its like you know when i get waxed
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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