I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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