Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I am available for nakedness
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