My pussy is not your playground.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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