Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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