i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Randomize
