it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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