i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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