i permit you to call me
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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