thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
