even my farts smell like vagina
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
my liver is dry heaving
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