We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sext me about skeletons
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
