yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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