Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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