he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
