will power is for people who don't want to get laid
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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