guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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