mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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