I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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