Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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