Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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