So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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