chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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