out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she smelled like a LAN party
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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