dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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