You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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