garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
we made out on top of his cat.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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