this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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