Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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