Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize
