It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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