goodnight i made you a song goodbye
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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