I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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