just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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