All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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