Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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