It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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