What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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