There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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