i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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