what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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